lampsarepeopletoo:

womens english:

• yes=no
• no=yes
• do what you want=you’ll pay for this later
• we need to talk= i need to complain
• do you love me=im going to ask for something expensive

mens english:

• im hungry=im fucking hungry
• do you want to go to a movie= id like to eventually have sex with you
• im bored=wanna have sex?
• i love you= can we have sex now
• take a break sweetie you are working too hard= i cant hear my video game over the vacuum

3 hours ago  /  31 notes  /  Source: lampsarepeopletoo

PUSSY

youlooklikedavidhasselhoff:

I LOVE COCK AND BALLS AROUND MY PUSSY! 

I ALSO LOVE WHEN I LEAVE MY TUMBLR LOGGED IN ON MY MOTHER’S COMPUTER!

YAY, DICK!

4 hours ago  /  1 note  /  Source: youlooklikedavidhasselhoff

How I want to be cheered up if I’m down.

egifany:

(via youlooklikedavidhasselhoff)

4 hours ago  /  34,971 notes  /  Source: egifany